Hey.
Im not an animal,
Or a beast
And I dont live in a cave
Or eat humans, or own a bone collection
And I dont know Frankenstein, Dracula or the Monster
from Transylvania,
Although Im certain theyre really, really nice.
I have a curse,
Not
a blessing.
I speak human and wolf,
NOT lycanthrope.
And I pronounce it WUFF
NOT WOOF.
I can proudly rear up before the moon and howl aloud.
I believe in surviving, NOT killing.
FREEDOM, NOT captivity,
AND THAT THE RABBIT MAKES A REALLY GOOD *ahem* WIPE.
A PACK IS A GROUP,
A GATHERING IS A MEETING,
AND IT IS PRONOUNCED WEAR NOT WEER, WEAR!
WEREWOLFS ARE THE SECOND MOST COMMON MYTH!
THE FIRST UNWANTED CHANGE!
AND THE BEST PART OF ANY WOLFS PACK!
MY NAME IS AMBROSE!
AND I AM WEREWOLF!
Thank you
Gaia Name: Mousira
Media Used: Text
Is this your first entry? Why, I do believe so.
Referred by: My good ol' lovable self. 
Ok. I should explain this entry. I love to spoof commericals, as was seen with my renditions of the Mastercard Commercials for Sabin and TPA's
Shadow Bishie Contest. Well, I've done it again, but
I've gone back in time to a commercial that, unfortunately, was not shown much
in the States. (It was for Canadian Beer, so... understandable I suppose. 
)
And, with this in mind, I give you a link to the original
commercial that some kind person out there put up on their website, along with
the original wording. You'll need QuickTime to view it, but that's all. 
Molson CANADIAN,
Ad.